You will be happy to know that mullets are intra-continental. Diva Stacy and I spotted three of them in Las Vegas. Each of them was very diverse. The first one was spotted just a few minutes after we arrived at the Las Vegas airport. We saw it even before we saw our luggage. It was your typical brown party in the front, all business in the back. The second was spotted in downtown Las Vegas on Fremont Street. It was similar to the first one spotted, except this one was being worn by a woman. The third mullet we spotted was out on the Strip. It was by far the most unique mullet I've ever seen. It was short - just about shoulder length, and the sides were so short they were almost shaved. The back and top of the mullet was dingey gray, and the sides were peroxide blonde. This mullet was also carrying something very common among tourists in Vegas. It was carrying a long pink plastic tube filled with a syrupy sweet frozen adult beverage.
Mullet count: 8
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