Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Mullet Watch

It's been a few months since we've spotted any mullets;  I'm starting to believe they hibernate in the late fall/early winter.  We ended 2007 with 32 sightings, just shy of our record of 38 in 2006.  Before we go any farther, I'd like to thank all of my faithful readers that are very zealous mullet spotters.  I couldn't do this without you.  Keep your eyes open for any mullets lurking about the stores, restaurants, concert arenas and flea markets; we all know those are places where the mullets frequent.  Let's break our record in 2008.

Our first mullet sighting of 2008 is brought to us by TWIT's Top Mullet Spotter, JMc.  Here's his account:

The mullet faithful apparently have spat upon and shunned the new hair styles of the 21st century.  I spotted this particular mullet in the ACME Boot Outlet on Fern Valley Road in Louisville, KY.  It was on a female host, cut real short in the front (it kinda looked like it was plastered down) and the "flap" was some type of loose perm that hung down to the collar.  There evidently wasn't much partying going on in the back on this one; she was all business in the front, though.

Now that's what I call starting out the year right.

Mullet count: 1

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