The latest mullet sighting is brought to us by TWIT's frequent mullet spotter JMc. His report brings us another first - a dyed mullet. Here's what he had to say:
We have a situation. I was headed toward the Home Depot yesterday when I saw it. It was a cross between a Brady Bunch perm with a major mullet look. I don’t know if this man knew about the dangers that come with this thing perched on top of his head, but he was standing in the middle of Dixie Hwy right in front of the Peddlers Mall, which used to be Evans furniture, with some bags. As he is looking south bound and as I was driving south bound I even noticed an Ambulance making a u-turn with his lights on in front of the Holy Cross driveway then he hit the siren.
That’s when the creature convinced his host to make a break for it. That’s right, he somewhat fast walked or tried to run in front of the ambulance that was just 20 yards away and closing as it picked up speed. What the hell…(hands out shoulders in a shrug)
Mullet Description: Black (fake color) Tall, very curly and below the shoulder.
Mullet count: 13
1 comment:
Is JMc telling us the mullet CONTROLLED the wearer?? This is big...REALLY BIG! But it would explain a lot.
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