Saturday, January 7, 2006

Things Overheard From The Interesting Couple Behind Me At The VFW Bingo

Did you salt these yourself?

On my birthday, I'm gonna give you money to buy me a ruby diamond.

Awww, Keith, you dumbass

I need to win so I can stay home from work tomorrow.

That pink looks good on you.

She put all of our shit in one cabinet.

I don't want anybody in the room this time.

That refrigerator is too cold.

I ate off that spoon and she's supposed to be sick.

You need to keep it plugged in.

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