At the start of the new year, we will begin a new regular feature in TWIT - a little something I like to call "Mullet Watch." A co-worker and faithful reader JMc and I came up with this idea a couple of weeks ago. We'll report to you each time we spot a mullet during the year, and if possible, we'll give you an actual photograph of said mullet. We will also keep a running count of all of the mullets spotted in 2006.
Faithful readers, it didn't take long to spot the first mullet of the year. I saw it yesterday afternoon over at Caesar's. It was stereotypical, to say the least. The guy had a long brown mullet, and was wearing circa 80's jeans that snapped around the ankle. He had on generic snakeskin cowboy boots, and was wearing a NASCAR jacket. I'm sorry I wasn't able to get a picture of him, but I'm sure from my vivid description you get the picture.
Mullet count: 1
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You won't believe this without actual photographic proof, but this evening, I saw the same mullet that I saw yesterday. I saw him at Wicks Pizza while I was placing a carryout order. He was sitting at the bar drinking a Long Island Tea. He asked the bartender for extra cherries.
I know what you're thinking - "Puddin, there's so many mullets out there - how do you know it was the same mullet?" The guy was wearing the same generic snakeskin cowboy boots and NASCAR jacket, that's how I know. Unless that's the official footwear and outerwear for mullets, it has to be the same guy.
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