Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Happy Birthday, Hugh Hefner

TWIT would like to wish Hugh Hefner happy birthday.  Actually, our birthday greetings are a few days late - his birthday was Sunday.  Nonetheless, happy birthday, Hugh.

The self-proclaimed luckiest man on the planet  celebrated his 80th birthday this past Sunday at the Playboy Mansion. The party theme?  What else?  A pajama party.  I'm sure things were hopping (pun intended) at his big Playboy mansion.

It's kinda morbid to talk about dying at your birthday party, but Hugh Hefner proudly told party guests ab out how he recently made his funeral arrangements.  It seems that Hugh bought a mausoleum vault right next to Marilyn Monroe's crypt.  He said it was only fitting.  Marilyn Monroe was the cover girl on the first issue of Playboy magazine.  Hugh was 27 years old when he assembled the first issue of the magazine on his kitchen table back in 1953.  Hugh gambled his life savings of $500 to get an unknown Hollywood wannabe named Marilyn Monroe to pose nude for his new magazine.

Hugh celebrated his birthday on Sunday with his three girlfriends, ages 20, 25, and 31, and withe a host of Playboy bunnies and pajama-clad party goers.  I am sure a good time was had by all.  Something tells me that Hugh didn't have to blow out any candles on his birthday cake, because I think his wishes have already come true.  He's got not one but three hottie girlfriends, whose combined age still makes them three years his junior.  You go, Hugh.  And happy birthday.

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