Chupacabra Update

I'm somewhat disappointed to report to you, faithful readers, that the mystery of the Nelson County Chupacabra has been solved. I was expecting to find that the results were something paranormal. But the Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife people investigated and what we thought was a chupacabra is none other than a hairless raccoon. But the mystery is far from over. In their investigation, they said that the raccoon did not have the mange like people thought, and that the reason it is hairless is still in deed a mystery. They're still investigating and will report their findings as soon as they can figure out the reason why the raccoon didn't have any hair. As always, I'll keep you posted.