Attempted Home Invasion At The Compound

Yes, faithful readers, you read that right. Tonight, just hours ago, there was an attempted home invasion at The Compound. Mom was coming back from her evening walk and noticed what appeared to be two tiny handprints on the storm door going to the screened-in backporch. After careful observation, we decided they were racoon paw prints. To the best of our investigative ability, we talked through a recreation of the attempted home invasion, and deducted that the racoon was standing on its hind legs with its front paws on the glass on the storm door, looking in to the back porch. Maybe he was attracted to Mom's Micky Mouse pumpkin that was lit up. Who knows. All I know is I'd better not find those damned little paw prints all over the BMW that was just washed and waxed. And in case you're wondering, The Compound has been on lockdown for about an hour now.