Mullet Watch

It's been a busy few days for the mullets, faithful readers. Even though we've had tons of rain storms here in the 'Ville, it hasn't seemed to stop the mullets from being out and about. Today, I bring you reports of three mullet sightings.

The first report is from Diva Stacy, who spotted a Hispanic mullet, that was long and black, but the waterfall was fanned out. I do believe that is a first for our mullet watch. The second was spotted also by Diva Stacy. It was a femmullet, and was peroxide blonde and very long. The third was spotted by yours truly. It was hidden underneath a Coors Light ball cap, but you could tell there was a dark gray mullet lurking underneath the ball cap.

Mullet count: 14