Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Mullet Watch

We've had yet another great mullet sighting this weekend from our #1 mullet spotter, JMc.  Here's his account:

Happy to report a king size mullet at the casa del Wal-Mart Outer Loop.  This mullet makes T.O.’s look like a buzz cut. {Note: T.O. is a co-worker out in our UPS shipping area, and the proud wearer of a very long mullet. We see him every day, so we didn't think it was fair to count him in the official Mullet Watch.  But his is one of the best I've seen.]  It was on a male person,  late 40’s early 50’s, complete with a Harley Davidson motorcycle jacket and cowboy boots.  I secretly envy this guy. The mud flap portion was half way down his back. His woman or “Old Lady” as I’m sure he refers to her,  was wearing a black motorcycle jacket, tight jeans, low cut white top with a bottle blonde puffed up hairdo, tanning salon tan and push-up bra.  She was quite the looker for a mature woman. Yeah baby, Yeah!!

Mullet count: 5

No comments: