Who Stole My Weave?

On my way to work this morning, I saw something that you normally don't see every day.  I was about mile from work and was stopped at a light, and I happened to look over to my left, and there in the middle of the median was someone's long weave.  Yep, someone lost their weave.  It all happened so quick that I didn't have time to dig in my purse and get my phone out to take a picture to prove it, but trust me - it was a long weave.  And I can't imagine how it ended up in the median on a busy street.