Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day

TWIT would like to wish you, faithful readers, happy Talk Like A Pirate day.  The fine folks at Krispy Kreme are getting on the fun, too. If you visit a Krispy Kreme store and talk like a pirate, they will give you a free glazed doughnut. If you take it it one step further and dress like a pirate, they will give you a dozen glazed doughnuts. If I could get my hands on a parrot and a peg leg, I'd go claim my free dozen. Ahoy, matey!