Mullet Watch

I'm very happy to report that I spotted not one but two mullets tonight on my bike ride. The first one was shoulder-length brown, and the top was borderline -- if it had been a tad bit longer it would not have qualified as a mullet but it squeaked in just under the wire. The second was dyed black and also shoulder-length, and the top was almost spiked. I spotted the two mullets standing outside of a local watering hole that I pass by on the bike path. They were both very friendly and waved, and one even asked if I wanted a bottle of water or a cold beer.

Mullet count: 10