Derby 101

Derby week is finally here. It's the one week of the year that Louisvillians live (and in some cases, leave) for.  It's our equivalanet of Mardi Gras, Super Bowl and spring break week all rolled into one.  The majority of Louisvillians don't go to the Kentucky Derby, nor do they ever intend to go.  We all just like the events, parties, and traditions that are a part of the Derby Festival.  For the uninitiated, let me explain a few things about Derby week.  Here's the 4 C's of Derby Week.

Chow Wagon  The main form of entertainment Derby week.  I've never actually seen a wagon at the Chow Wagon, but there is a lot of chow.  And beer.  For those not brave enough to go, the Chow Wagon is downtown on the water front, and it's basically a huge fenced off area with a bunch of food and beer vendors.  It's the place to go to get your Italian sausage and elephant ear fix.  It gets pretty crowded at night, so if you're claustrophobic, you might want to stay at home.

Central Avenue  The street where Churchill Downs is located. Avoid it at all costs this week.  By Thursday afternoon, you won't be able to get within two miles of Central Avenue.  Back in the day, they would block off Central Avenue on Derby Eve, and it would quickly turn into a redneck version of Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, minus the beads.

Cash  Something you will need a lot of during Derby week, especially if you go to Churchill Downs.  You'll be gouged for everything: parking in someone's yard, paying the price of a six-pack for one draft beer, paying the price of a pack of hot dogs AND a pack of buns for one hot dog, etc.  I think you get the picture.  You'll still need lots of cash even if you don't go to the Derby.  You'll want to eat, drink and get overpriced official Kentucky Derby merchandise at the Chow Wagon or at any of the official Derby Festival events.

Camera  You'll want this with you everywhere you go Derby week.  Trust me - you'll see some interesting sites.  One Derby Eve about 8 or so years ago, I saw someone dressed as Catwoman, complete with the black patent leather suit.  If I'd only had a camera.  You'll see lots of mullets Derby week, too.  In fact, one was spotted today by a co-worker.  I know he wishes he had a camera with him today.