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Man allegedly stabs brother over pork and beans

Wed Apr 15, 9:17 pm ET GILLIAM, La.

A sheriff's deputy said a 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans. Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade. Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking. Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

Now, before we go any further, let me say for the record that I love pork and beans. But I really don't think that I would ever stab anyone over a can of them. I know we're in a recession and all but I'm guessing a can is maybe less than a buck? That's not even worth putting one in the chamber.