Just when we thought mullet sightings were going to be as scarce as rain this summer, lo and behold we've had a bunch of them this weekend. TWIT's #1 mullet spotter JMc was working overtime in his spotting, and brings us a report of not one, not two, but three mullet sightings. Here's his report:
Just to think that the mullet sightings were harder to find than a snowball in July I ran across 3 different mullets in a 2 day period.
You can always count on a county fair here in the Bluegrass to produce such a sighting. But, I only spotted one it was on a child around the 4th or 5th grade. Typical KY waterfall. Buzz cut in the front slight wave down the flap.
Then the next sighting was on a pair of older gentlemen with salt and pepper hair. They both had it cut short in the front, not a buzz, and only ran down to the collar in the back. These were sighted at the Valley Station Kroger.
There was a sighting at the Meade County Fair that was not a mullet but was strange all itself. Apparently a young teenage couple, goth clothing, decided it would be cool to introduce a new KISS design on their faces. White face with black accents, but the not your run of the mill KISS standard designs. I stared and was hoping to get a reaction from my stare, but they didn’t care and said nothing. Oh well.
Mullet count: 17
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