It's that time again, faithful readers. Here's the 2006 version of non-words. Most of these have been heard at work, and a few were heard out in public. The sentences in which the words were used are verbatim.
Misimpression - I was under the misimpression that you were going to take care of that.
Fift - I told them the item would ship on the fift, not the third.
Holt - When I get holt of my insurance company on the phone, I'll let you know.
Fount - When you get back from the doctors let me know what they fount out.
Sinus - (Used in the context of a health problem, not a body part) Do you think it's a cold or do you have sinuses?
Valentimes - Did you get any flowers for Valentimes Day?
Reched - The plane reched cruising altitude and then started to descend.
Afore - Are you stopping at Krispy Kreme afore you get to work?
NASCAR - (Used in the context of the name of a racing automobile, not a racing association) I want to find somebody who's a good artist so they can paint a NASCAR on my grandson's bedroom wall.
Costess - (Spoken to me by a McDonald's employee missing her front teeth) If you get chicken on the salad it costess more.
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