Mullet Watch

My faithful reader and mullet spotter Abi sends us this report:

It is funny you posted on mullets. I meant to send you a note, lol. I had two sightings all in one day, and in one place. Walmart in Southern, MD. The one fellow looked like Joe Dirt or a chubby version thereof. Then, the female came in with her hair in a mullet cut.

This is close to a mullet watch record -- two mullets in one day, in the same place -- and the two mullets were of a different sex. Yep, that's a record in my book.

Mullet count: 17