It's been awhile since I spotted a mullet, but my dry spell is over. Yesterday, I witnessed what we'll call the Trifecta of Mullets. First of all, the party portion of the mullet was long, permed, and gelled. Second, the mullet bearer was wearing acid washed jeans that tapered at the ankles and fake snakeskin cowboy boots. Third, the mullet was driving a black Trans Am. You don't get much better than that.
Mullet count: 32
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