Monday, May 22, 2006

Monday Joke Time

A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"


"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got lucky twice."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You love this joke don't you.........

Anonymous said...

It's almost as funny as the joke about the penguin eating the ice cream cone.