Monday, November 2, 2015

Public Service Announcement

Dear: Driver of the black new Dodge Challenger in the land beside me on my way to work this morning

It was very foggy, and you could barely see two car lengths in front of you this morning, but yet you, inconsiderate asshole, continued to look down at your cell phone and text during your drive down the dangerous Greenbelt Highway going 60 miles an hour.  I sped up as much as I could in my old Blazer just to get away from you because I didn't want to be anywhere near you in case you crashed in the heavy fog from being distracted by reading your texts.

I sure hope you made it to where you were going safe, because you weren't doing such a good job of it while you were on the Greenbelt. 

Yours truly,

Puddin

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