We've had quite a dry spell for our mullet sightings, faithful readers. It's been over a month since any of us have spotted one. Maybe they've been like the ground hog or something - they might have seen their shadow in the late winter and were afraid to come out. Never fear - summer is almost here and the mullets are coming out in full force. I have a few to report:
The first sighting this month was reported by DG, a co-worker and mullet spotter. He spotted this mullet at a local Ace Hardware store. He said it was your typical all-business-in-the-front-and-party-in-the-back.
The second sighting this month was reported by another co-worker, DB. He spotted this mullet on a priest at his grandparents' church. I'm very honored that DB gave TWIT our first holy mullet sighting.
The third sighting this month was spotted by me and my good friend, faithful reader and fellow Fourth Avenue church member RP. We were working this Saturday at clean-up day at church, and we both spotted a long gray mullet. In and of itself, the gray mullet was a classic. But the sighting got better: the mullet was spotted as he came out of the Family Dollar store and started walking down Oak Street carrying a pancake turner.
I urge you, faithful readers and mullet spotters, to be on the lookout this summer. It's church picnic season, and I'm sure we can spot lots of mullets at the picnics trying to win NASCAR posters.
Mullet count: 26
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