Unpleasant Sunday

Things are not very pleasant here at The Compound tonight.  Yours truly burned a bag of microwave popcorn and we've tried for over an hour to get the stench out of the house.  The 'Rents aren't very happy with me over this, but it is what it is.  At least it didn't set off the smoke detector or heaven forbid the smoke alarm like it did in at work one day a couple of years ago.  The fire department even came out for that.  Pardon me while I go spray some more Lysol and Febreeze.