Dear Telemarketers

Dear Telemarketers:

First of all, I'd like to know how come you still call my house when I have been on the Do Not Call list ever since it was created?  Is there some big loophole you managed to get through?

Second, if you really wanted people to positively respond to your plea for a donation to the charity you are working for, you wouldn't call and bother us during the time that we are trying to eat out supper with our families.  For those of us that still have a landline phone, we don't like to hear it ringing while we're having happy conversation at the dinner table. 

Third, I repeat - how come you still call my house when I am on the Do Not Call list?

Yours truly,
Puddin