Quote Of The Week

This installment of Quote of the Week is brought to us once again by my sweet Mother.
Background: We've been getting tons of marketing phone calls lately. I couldn't remember when our Do Not Call Registry thing expired so after getting annoyed I signed up again the night before last just to make sure. Anyhoo, the following is a transcript of a telemarketing phone call and an awesome Quote of the Week by Mom. They were calling to try and sell us a home security system.

Mom: We already have a home security system.

Telemarketer: May I ask who provides your security system?

Mom: Smith and Wesson