Eleven Cents

I was at WalMart and I'm ashamed to admit I caused a scene. 

The woman in front of me in the self-check-out lane had a gallon of Hawaiian Punch. She argued with a clerk for 10 minutes because she said it was supposed to be $1.88 and it was ringing up $1.99. 

I'd had all I could stand, and I got in my wallet and gave the woman a dime and a penny and told her to please check out and move on.  She looked at me like I had three heads but the did check out and move on.  

As she was checking out, there were claps of appreciation for me from the other people standing in line.  

My work is done.