Overheard

Overheard as I was walking out of Florence Mall in Florence, KY this afternoon (note - Florence is a few miles before Cincinnati; still part of the Ohio Valley).  Let me set this up - a woman that appeared to be a few years younger than me, was coming out of the mall at the same time as I was, and she had bought a new suitcase on wheels and was wheeling it out. She was talking to someone on her cell phone.  And I quote:

"Kentucky sure ain't nothing like San Francisco.  It's damn hot." 

I wanted to tell her "Honey, if you think today or this week in northern Kentucky is hot when the high it got to this week was upper 70's, and a few days were even in the 60's, you would not last a day here in July or August."