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Police: Man Drove Drunk With Passenger's Head In Lap


LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- A Louisville man is facing multiple charges after police said he was driving drunk with his pants unbuttoned and his passenger's head in his lap.

According to arrest records, an officer saw a vehicle driving with its bright lights on while failing to dim them for approaching cars around 2:34 a.m. Wednesday near West Market Street and South 28th Street.

Police said when the officer attempted to pull the car over, the officer noticed the front-seat passenger raise her head out of the driver's lap.

According to arrest records, once the vehicle was pulled over, the officer saw that the driver, 30-year-old Jeffery Grace, was not wearing a seat belt and that his pants were undone with his penis "clearly visible."

Police said the officer had to ask Grace to close his pants.

Grace had red, glassy eyes, slurred speech and smelled strongly of alcohol, police said.

According to arrest records, Grace failed several field sobriety tests.

He is charged with failure to dim headlights, failure to maintain insurance, operating on a suspended license and driving under the influence of alcohol.

I hesitated for a bit to post this in TWIT.  But it's priceless.  

There's not much I could really add to this story, other than I hope that Jeffery thought it was worth it.