Top Ten Things I Did On Summer Vacation As A Kid

1.   Play outside until bedtime
2.   Watch "The Mike Douglas Show" with Grandma
3.   Stay up late and watch Johnny Carson with Grandpa
4.   Go fishing with Aunt Sybil
5.   Spend a week at Uncle Paul's farm
6.   Collect aluminum beer cans from the Catholic church picnics and recyle them for  summer spending money
7.   Plan during the summer for the big trip to the state fair
8.   Take an afternoon nap in Grandma and Grandpa's bedroom because they had a window air conditioner
9.   Dig in the garden for arrowheads
10. Go to the rodeos and horse shows with Dad and Mom