Observations From My Weekend Trip To The Glory Of Rome Casino And Hotel

1.  A long male mullet in the everything-is-$10 gift store
2.  A Caesar's employee carrying a pineapple to the elevator
3.  Man in the hotel room next to mine puking all night long (the walls were very thin)
4.  A painting of Marily Monroe in Legends restaurant that made her look more like Eva Gabor
5.  More oxygen tanks than are found in most hospitals
6.  The moving sidewalks were not moving, but Caesar still cautioned everyone that the moving sidewalk was ending
7.  Fanny packs worn on 1 out of every 3 women over the age of 50
8.  Handtowels on the bathroom vanity in my hotel room were folded in the shape of a shirt and tie
9.  The cups for the free soft drinks on the casino boat were the size of the small bathroom Dixie cups
10. Standing behind a woman as she won $10,000 on a slot machine
11. Cleopatra looking exactly like local lounge singer Karen Kraft