Something You Don't Hear Every Day

I pulled into the parking lot at work today around noon, after running an errand, and while I was waiting on the street to pull into out parking lot, I noticed an interesting trio that was sauntering through the parking lot.  At first glance, I thought it was 3/4 of the Black Eyed Peas.  One of the guys was an African American with an interesting hairdo that reminded me of Will I. Am from the BEP's.  The other guy was a gangstah wannabe.  But the best of the trio was the woman.  She was wearing tight white leggings, and was attempting to swagger across the parking lot in 6-inch stiletto heels, and she had long wavy hair that was a shade of red that I had never seen before. 

As soon as I saw this, I called a coworker and told her to get up to the lobby so she, too, could witness the Black Eyed Peas.  I ran across the parking lot and came in that entrance so I could get a closer look.  That's when it got interesting.

The Fergie of the trio was doing all of the talking.  She had asked our receptionist if there were any jobs available.  Then she asked if there was drug testing.  Our receptionist told her that there was an initial drug testing when the person was hired, and then at least two random drug tests per year.  The redhead replied "Oh well" and they walked off.

Once again, I can't make this stuff up.

Something You Don't Hear Every Day

Overheard at the Subway during lunch today, and I quote:

"I ain't go no pants here."

Faithful readers, I can't make this stuff up.

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

During lunch today, a coworker opened up a fruit/grain bar.  He sure didn't like it one bit.  From my viewpoint I could see that the top of the bar was covered in oats.  I'm assuming he didn't read the label very well because after taking one bite he started complaining.  Here's the transcript.

Coworker with fruit/grain bar:  "I wonder what's that on top of this?"

Coworker sitting across from the fruit/grain bar coworker: "The wrapper said it's an oatmeal fruit bar."

Coworker with fruit/grain bar:  "I still don't know what that is."

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

Tonight I was visiting and catching up with an old friend, I was told "you've always been my hero."  

That's definitely something you don't hear everyday.  I walked out of the restaurant feeling ten feet tall and bullet proof. 

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

Overheard in line at Taco Bell on Sunday afternoon, by a chubby, balding guy who I ascertained was 30 years old as he was talking to a younger guy:

"She wasn't anything like she was in high school." 

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

Background: Overheard by a worker at "Everything's A Deal" supposedly on her break, standing outside of the door to the store, talking on her cell phone.

"I can pick her up. I got my license back."

Something You Don't Hear Everyday

Once again I am proud to bring you Something You Don't Hear Everyday. This has become quite a popular topic with my faithful readers.

Today's installation comes from something that was heard by a faithful reader who probably wants to remain anonymous.

"You need to eat doughnuts and get a debit card."

Nuff said.