Thursday Funnies

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest tells her that she cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she says.

"Yes, I see," he says. "And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!"

April Fools Day Update

I'm quasi-ashamed to report that my Mother got me three times this morning; all within minutes of each other. The first one was shortly after I got dressed and was packing my lunch. She picked up a Ziploc bag containing a hard boiled egg and said "What in the world is on this egg?" Of course, I walked over and looked at the egg. The second and third times were right on the heels of the egg prank; I don't even have the heart to tell you what those were all about. Suffice to say my dear sweet Mother got me three times this morning before I even left the house to go to work. Nice work, Mom.