It's Powerball Saturday - tonight's drawing is worth almost one billion dollars. Yep, one billion dollars. I've got my tickets, so all I need to do is wait until they draw my winning numbers.
But no need to worry - if I win, it won't change me one bit. I promise you. I still will live in this same house, drive the same Odyessy, and eat and drink the same things. Only I might do it from a Lear jet.
Stay tuned.