Overheard At A Restaurant

 The following is an interesting conversation a friend overheard at McAlister's Deli:

Customer: give me a turkey and ham club sandwich…what’s all in it
Cashier: ham…turkey….bacon….lettuce…tomato….Swiss cheese….American cheese….honey mustard
Customer: ok but no bacon…I don’t eat pork
Me:

Cashier: well what is ham?
Custo

Cashier: uh
Customer: bacon hold too much grease
Me: I was like WTH…..