Saturday, July 10, 2021

Quite A List

 Here is a list of all of our stuff that the Low Life had intended to steal and had piled up in the trailer and wheel barrow:

My Sweet Mother's little red wagon
An old tube amplifier
Extended small branch trimmer
A big rubber tub that we raised the Girls in when they were chicks
2 post hole diggers
A big snow shovel
A little show shovel
2 old garden hoses that had a dozen dry rotted holes
Electric weed eater
4 shovels
A hoe
My work laptop charging cord
A bar that goes in the back of the Odyessy to hang clothes on when you travel
A garden spade
A piece of rusty chain
A piece of rope
The Old Man's Mantis rototiller
A big plastic garbage can
A table umbrella that had so many tears in it that it looked like fringe
One piece of the Girls' first small chicken coop
Fireplace poker
A gas can one-fourth full of gas
A plastic bucket
The Girls' heated waterer
6 pieces of glass window panes that we took off of the barn

Here is a list of the stuff he had put in the back of my Ranger:

Corn hole boards
Half of the jack that was in the cab of the Ranger
A jug of laundry detergent (I forgot to bring it in from the store)
An old fire extinguisher that was also in the cab of the Ranger
A messenger bag (the only things in it were a legal pad, two pens, and the minutes from our church's           women's group meetings)

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