Thursday, November 2, 2006

File Under: WTF?

Woman unexpectedly has baby boy
26-year-old woman unexpectedly gives birth after gaining 30 pounds
The Associated Press
Updated: 11:41 a.m. ET Nov 2, 2006

BELLEVUE, Wash. - Amanda Brisendine attributed the 30 pounds she gained in the past year to an abandoned smoking habit and rich food. So when she went to the hospital with sharp stomach pain, she wasn’t expecting to leave with a newborn son.

“I don’t know how I didn’t know. I just didn’t know,” Brisendine said Tuesday from her bed at Overlake Medical Center’s Birthing Center, where she delivered Alexander Joseph Britt by Caesarean section.

George Macones, chairman of the OB/GYN department at Washington University in St. Louis, said he’s seen about a dozen cases in his nearly 20-year career in which a woman didn’t know she was pregnant.  The pregnancy isn’t always obvious when a woman is overweight, or a woman will have spotting or bleeding during the pregnancy and mistake it for menstruation, said Macones, who specializes in high-risk pregnancies.

The 26-year-old Renton woman went to Group Health Cooperative’s Eastside campus last Saturday after experiencing several days of abdominal pain so intense that she called in sick from work.  Doctors examined her and performed a pregnancy test that showed she was nine months pregnant.

“I was so shocked. I was nauseous,” said Brisendine, whose boyfriend Jason Britt didn’t believe her at first.  I thought she was lying,” said Britt, 33.

Already mother to a 14-month-old daughter, Melodies, Brisendine said she didn’t experience typical pregnancy symptoms, like a missed menstruation, morning sickness, fatigue or food cravings. “Everything was normal as far as I knew,” she said.

Ultrasounds showed low amniotic fluid in the placenta and the baby wasn’t moving properly, said Brisendine’s doctor, Danica Bloomquist.  “From our assessment, the baby wasn’t doing well in utero,” Bloomquist said. “He needed to come out.”

After an emergency C-section Sunday, Brisendine delivered 7-pound, 5-ounce Alexander.  “We’re in for a really, really big adventure,” Brisendine said.

There's just not much I can say about this other than WTF?  I haven't experienced pregnancy, but I like to think that I would know if I were pregnant.  Surely I would know a large weight gain was due to carrying a baby to full term and not as a result of too many Little Debbies and Doritos.  I'm sorry, but if you're too stupid to realize that you're pregnant after carrying a baby for nine months, you have no business getting pregnant in the first place. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

People this stupid need to have permanent sterilization.