Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Wednesday Funnies

A very unattractive, nasty, loud, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

After the traditional Hello-and-Welcome-to-Wal-Mart, the Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The woman says, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"Not really," replied the Greeter, "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I know some people like that...........lol