Monday, August 22, 2005

Top Ten Things Seen At The 2005 Kentucky State Fair

This is also titled "Top Ten Things Seen At The 2005 Kentucky State Fair That Should Been In Gretchen Wilson's 'Redneck Woman' Video"

1. Older model Bronco with giant tires and the back cut off,making it look like an El Camino sans the back window.
2. "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" t-shirt
3. Airbrushed thongs (note: the booth had one on display that was airbrushed with   "Kentucky State Fair 2005")
4. Woman (using term loosely) wearing jeans with a Skoal ring
5. NASCAR mini-blinds
6. Four year old with a mullet
7. Wind chimes made from Vienna Sausage cans
8. Do-rag imprinted with "Hell Yeah"
9. "If It Ain't Country, It Ain't Music" license plate frame
10."Nothing Runs Like A Deere" large area rug

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