I believe this is a first, faithful readers. We have documented proof of a mullet sighting. Sure, it's a wig hanging on a coat rack at a hair salon, but as you can tell it's not just any wig -- it's a mullet wig. It was spotted earlier today by faithful reader and my best friend Diva Stacy. As you can plainly see, this mullet is a textbook classic picture of a true mullet. The waterfall is exceptional. If I ever needed a mullet wig, you can best believe I would pay a pretty penny for such a fine mullet wig like this. When I texted Diva Stacy back after she sent me the picture, the first words I typed were "Why didn't you steal it for me?"
Mullet count: 18
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