I'm very surprised that the mullets haven't been out much this summer. Of course, summer officially began just two days ago, but you know what I mean. Hopefully we'll be spotting more of them in the months ahead.
TWIT's #1 mullet spotter, my faithful reader JMc, brings us accounts of not one but two mullet sightings.
"I saw a fem-mullet at Wal-Mart in Fairdale. It was frosted on a late 30’s to early 40’s hostess. She had on a white top and some type of black tight pants that exposed the ankles. Not ruling out some sort of spandex, but real close. She looked scary and very intriguing at the same time."
His second was spotted at the K-Mart on Dixie. "Thin hair all around; the mud flap was kind of curly past the collar and the side burns were shaved off up to the ear hole."
Mullet count: 11
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