Let me preface by saying this isn't politically correct but there's no other way I can say this.
I was getting ready to go into Gordon Food Service this morning for coffee, and as I pulled up and parked, a few people came out of the store, and they were Hispanic. One of them was a midget. I've never seen a Hispanic midget, or little person, however you want to say it. That's about all I can say.
We found out a couple of months ago that MLB.TV is taking over the broadcasting of the majority of the MLB teams, including the Reds. And unfortunately Spectrum hasn't reached a deal with Reds.TV yet. I'm not going to buy a new smart TV, only to have to pay to subscribe to MLB.TV. Opening Day is a week away, so I'm hoping Spectrum will reach a deal. If not, it's going to be a long summer for the Old Man.
On Sunday, we had winds of 40-50 mph all day. At night, we had tornadoes and rain. Monday morning and yesterday morning, we had temps down in the 30s with some light snow. I'm ready for this mess to end.
Top o' the mornin' to you, ladds and lasses! Here's one of my all-time favorite jokes, that just happens to be an Irish joke.
Paddy O'Bryan was not home at his usual hour, and his wife Kathleen was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you realize what time it is?" she said.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to help him, she said, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answered, "A round of drinks!"
I am under the weather, literally and figuratively. I made a full recovery from my stomach bug, and now have a head cold. And we are expecting bad storms with high winds tonight. I don't feel bad - just dealing with head congestion.
Stay tuned.
I was under the weather yesterday - I caught a stomach bug and had a rough Tuesday night, and didn't get much sleep. So I stayed home yesterday and rested. I ate some chicken soup broth last night and feel much better and rested today. I even felt good enough this morning to get back to painting bottle caps.
